Tweet of the Day
Today's hilarious tweet of the day made me laugh out loud at WORK. From @Kris5150 : The girl I'm dating had 61 lovers before me. Think that's what she meant because she keeps calling me her sixty second lover...oh wait WTH!
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Another Friday Confession
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I think Twitter is giving me a dirty mind. Or, reading twitter makes me conscious of double entendres. Either way, I just deleted a tweet because upon re-reading it it sounded dirrrttty. lol Deleted tweet: I use my hands during conversations...on the phone. Yes. I'm one of THOSE people. ;-) What I meant was "I use hand gestures/expressions whilst talking on the phone." What would YOU think it meant? LOL Either way, I don't want Twitter thinking I'm doing THAT while I'm on the phone. And I can just hear a few of my followers hooting with laughter at that. *cringes* I mean, I like to be funny but not dirrrttty funny...unless I intended to be dirrrttty funny. Unintentional dirrrtttty funny is just embarrassing. ;-)
Tweet of the Day
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I am addicted to Twitter. I sob uncontrollably when I can't access my twitter feed. (Slight exaggeration, but only slight. hehehe) And it's because of tweets like the following. This from @Tmoney68 (Tony Randall)...Brilliant. lol I don't understand why when asked, "What one thing would you bring with you to a desert island?", no one responds, "A boat."